My Limericks

THE MAN FROM BRITAIN

There was a fat man of Britain
Who weighed almost a ton.
He went on a diet,
So little did he eat
That he reduced to the size of a button.


FRENCH BEARD

There was a Frenchman with a beard
That was too long and too weird.
People ran away
If ever he came their way
‘Twas the weird beard they feared.

THE AMERICAN

There was an old American
Who wouldn’t part with his beer can.
Awake or asleep
Or even on a trip
Till the can became part of the man.

MUSCAT GIRL

There was a young girl of Muscat
Who screamed at the sight of a rat.
But when a wolf passed by
She smiled and said “Hi”
Now what do you make of that?

- Geeta